Odds Bodkins

The boys talk about Keaton's passion for D&D. Satan worship, hibachi, Christmas tree ethics, and Keaton's tough guy rep at school. 

Matt and Keaton dive into the world of mythology- the tendrils of Greek mythology that touch the modern world, a brief and incorrect recap of how they named the days of the week, and the good old days when Jesus had curly hair.

EDITORIAL NOTE: At one point, Keaton refers to Jason, leader of the Argonauts and great-grandson of Hermes, when he obviously intended to name Odysseus, Homeric hero and king of Ithaca. We regret the error.

Keaton and Matt pay tribute to Keaton's favorite TV show, Bob's Burgers. They go overtime name-checking all the best characters but also save some time to talk turkey with the Ecuadorian government.

Keaton and Matt got problems, man. They talk about the difficulties of family life in 2021, determine whether or not Matt is a good father, and let the COVID-19 vaccine off the hook for the fact that they can both see sounds.

Matt and Keaton get lit and talk about the best kid's book series and how parents don't have time to model good reading habits. We also give a lot of free publicity to a puzzle game that Matt plays with on his phone too much.

Keaton and Matt take a world tour of the globe's most impressive landmarks- giant buildings, pyramids, ideal retirement spots. Old Faithful - fact or fiction?

Matt and Keaton bid a happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate, and talk food, family, and the ambitious blogger who convinced some president or other to make it a national holiday.

Keaton and Matt take on the global sports spectacle- odd events, host cities, and a very brief foray into the racial politics of Cool Runnings.

Keaton and Matt look back on the evening- costume naysayers, candy tier list. Should parents dress up? You be the judge.

Matt and Keaton record a live tour episode (they were hiding in a parking lot across from their house) about how, weirdly, it's Matt's wife's birthday and also Keaton's mom's birthday.